Screen Hype: 10 Reasons to Get Excited About G.I. JOE Retaliation
Here’s a list of 10 things shown in the latest G.I. Joe: Retaliation Trailer that should get you amped about its release next year.
1) Ninjas - Unlike the last movie, there’s a much heavier emphasis on ninjas like Snake Eyes, Stormshadow, and now- Jinx. It’s about freaking time. Seriously, I know the American hero is all about guns and naming their soldiers catchy codenames that reflect their skills, but anyone who ever watched G.I. Joe watched it for one reason - ninjas.
2) Star Power - Channing Tatum is great! He was awesome in uhh… what was that movie with the eagles? Stepping it up from the former flop of the series, Dwayne Johnson and Bruce Willis (ever heard of this guy?) also join the cast. Not to mention, Adrianne Palicki, who may be my favorite character in Friday Night Lights (except for Season 5, but that’s for another post) Sure, I know what you’re thinking… JGL was in the first one! What about him? Let’s be honest with ourselves… Joseph Gordon Levitt should’ve gotten best supporting actor… for INCEPTION, not fucking Rise of Cobra. Which brings up another point - just because Willis, Johnson, and Palicki are in this one doesn’t guarantee a win, but it’s definitely a move in the right direction.
3)Story- What? You mean the JOEs AREN’T going to supported by the U.S. Government? You mean they’re going to go all rogue and wreak some havoc all renegade style? Bout’ time! Sure, COBRA taking over the White House is a bit over the edge, but finally the JOES do what they do best - take down COBRA without giving a shit about anyone else.
4) Dubstep- If you watch this trailer and don’t feel your blood pressure rising even the slightest bit, you must be deaf. Visuals aside, the music behind the trailer should get you amped. It’s obvious who this movie is targeted to, and with Bay-like action, Skrillex-like audio, and Nolan-like blue hues, that audience is in for a treat.











